Goalkeepers are not known for being shy, retiring types. They're never short of a quote or two - both on and off the pitch. Unfortunately they're also prone of putting to putting their boots in it, as are their managers, chairman and teammates not to mention those that commentate on the game of football. However, some of their words occasionally contain a fair amount of football wisdom. Only occasionaly, mind...
What kind of a goalkeeper is the one who is not tormented by the goal he has allowed? He must be tormented! And if he is calm, that means the end. No matter what he had in the past, he has no future. - Lev Yashin
For a goalkeeper, there is no hiding place - Brad Friedel
Tommy Lawrence, after after being nut-megged in the Liverpool goal: "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together." Bill Shankly: "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!"
The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work. - George Graham
It's disappointing to be dropped from any team - even my mates' fantasy league team - Robert Green
Poor Miklosko. Hasn't had to make a save yet he's let three goals in. - Trevor Francis
We didn't think we'd come here tonight and get any sort of result. - Les Sealey
My colleagues spend most of their time with their backs turned towards me. I don't believe it's because I am unpopular - honestly - Brad Friedel
I dreamt of playing for a club like Manchester United, and now here I am at Liverpool. - Sander Westerveld
In football, you don't really know what is going on but we will worry about that when it happens. - Neil Sullivan
Maybe the mistakes have looked worse because they led to goals. - Ian Walker
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day. - Neville Southall
It was like deja vu all over again. - Shaka Hislop
And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction. - John Motson
And there's Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold. - Jimmy Hill
Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air - Jock Brown
Wolves Keeper John Burridge has consciously modelled himself on the great Peter Shilton, same sort of hair style - Byron Butler
There's no use in practising penalties... Di Biggio of Italy took 17 in practice and scored every time. But the next day he missed against France, which proves it doesn't work. - Ray Clemence
Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman - Brian Moore
Two Andy Gorams, There's Only Two Andy Gorams. - Celtic fans taunt Rangers Goalkeeper Andy Goram amid rumours about him suffering from schizophrenia
I believe in a Methuselah, Frankenstein, alien beings, flying saucers and the hand of God. But most of all, I believe in on-loan goalkeepers from Swindon who score goals in the dying seconds - Carlisle United chairman Michael Knighton after his keeper Jimmy Glass scored the winning goal in injury time to avoid relegation and keep them in the Football League.
I feel sorry for Scarborough, but I don't think I'll be going there on my holidays - The self-same Jimmy Glass after his goal for Carlisle sent Scarborough to the Conference instead.
In goalkeeping terms, Chris Turner is 5ft 11in - Ron Jones
Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm - Barry Davies
But Jim Leighton isn't a soccer player, he's a goalkeeper - Swedish commentator
He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try - Alan Parry
I went to David (Beckham) afterwards, shook his hand and called him a bastard. But I got him in the England side, didn't I? - Wimbledon goalkeeper Neil Sullivan after Beckham's wonder goal from the halfway line.
I said to my dad: 'How can I tell people I played well when I let in six goals?' He said that if I'd played badly it would have been 12-0. - Mark Bosnich on Australia's 6-0 defeat at the hands of Brazil
He (Mark Bosnich) may be the best keeper in the World, even if he is a bit potty - Ron Atkinson
I still go to bed with my goalkeeping gloves on. Everyone says it's eccentric, but I find people who go to the bookies and blow 300 quid eccentric. - John Burridge
Finally, when is Andy Goram going to piss off and stop annoying us with his bloody wonder saves? - Letter to the Celtic fanzine Not The View
It's not nice going into the Supermarket and the woman at the till thinking 'dodgy keeper' - David James
If I went upfield for an attack, I'd probably need a taxi to get back - Jim Leighton
He (Peter Schmeichel) is United's key player. It's his presence that frightens opponents. In one recent match, Spurs hit the bar twice. I'm sure it was because they were trying to avoid him. - Ruud Gullit
After the Nayim goal in Paris, people thought it was funny to totter backwards like I did that night, pretending to watch the ball fly over their heads. - David Seaman
People come up to and remind you of your mistakes, but it helps being 6ft 4in and 15 ½ stone - David Seaman
As you get to 38, 39 and 40, you know you can't cover the ground to get to crosses anymore and you don't fancy getting knocked about. I call it Peter Shilton syndrome: blaming everyone else for what you can no longer do - Ex-Millwall goalkeeper, Bryan King.
A goalkeeper is a goalkeeper because he can't play football - Ruud Gullit
People say goalkeepers are mad but I've always thought it was the other way round. At least the ball comes to us whereas the outfield players have to chase it around like idiots - Steve Ogrizovic
I was a bit anxious when I got to the stadium, but in all fairness if hadn't been anxious I'd have been worried - Paul Robinson
If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with - if you keep it out, it's not a goal - Mark Lawrenson
Peter Shilton conceding five - you don't get many of that to the dozen - Des Lynam
I realise now that computer games have affected my performance badly. I was getting carried away playing Tekken II and Tombraider for hours on end - David James
Jim Rosenthal: 'So, what's an American doing playing in goal for Millwall?' Kasey Keller: 'Trying to keep the ball out.'
Ironing Board Ruined My Life - The Sunday People make a stab for Headline of the Year, covering the unfortunate injury to Liverpool's Michael Stensgaard.
The first time they contacted me, I had to ask who they were, then I had to pull out an atlas to locate Huddersfield. - Terriers keeper Nico Vaesen remembers his excitement when the club moved in for him.
I hope Danny Wilson will do the decent thing and let me leave. I don't want to be back on the bench. - Kevin Pressman makes his case on match day.
I don't know why I wasn't on the bench. Kevin Pressman looks for explanations as to why he was dropped the following day.
I spent four years at Millwall so I'm sure thats prepared me for whatever happens on Sunday. - USA keeper Kasey Keller looks forward to the Iran-Great Satan clash ahead of the 1998 World Cup Finals.
If I spend the whole of this week thinking about Brazil and all their great players, I would probably be terrified by Friday. - Peter Schmeichel explains why the Danes are relaxing ahead of their World Cup quarter-final against the then-reigning champions, also in 1998.
Solskjaer never misses the target. That time he hit the post. - Peter Scmeichel again
What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot. - Bobby Robson
Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties. - Kevin Keegan
I usually go out after a game wearing a normal suit - Versace, Armani, the same as what most of the lads wear. - David James
I'd rather have Bruce Grobbelaar trying to throw a game than have Dave Beasant trying to win one. - Southampton Fan considers his club's goalkeeping situation.
A goal keeper must radiate pace. But he must watch out that he thereby doesn't fall asleep. - Sepp Maier
You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe that we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out - Peter Shilton
Francis Jeffers is a disgusting, dirty little twat. - Sander Westerveld shares his views on the former Everton striker
I now have a farm in Lanark. I've got two pygmy goats - Gin and Tonic. - Andy Goram
Northampton is a massive club. - Goalkeeper Adam Sollitt gets a little carried away
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards. - Peter Shilton
Carra doesn't like me to fist him before the games, so I give him a high-five instead. - Pepe Reina shares Liverpool's pre-match rituals.
I score more than 1,000 goals in my life, but the goal I don't score is the one they remember - Pele on Gordon Banks' famous save in 1970
The boys have nicknamed me Ena Sharples becuase my head is forever in the net - Ian Thain, Keith goalkeeper, after conceding ten goals to Rangers in the Scottish Cup
I am often scared by my lack of fear. - Toni Schumacher
Diego Maradona - a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed - Bob Wilson
Don't worry - I wasn't looking at a goalkeeper! - Sheffield Wednesday manager Alan Irvine after telling local reporters that he'd been on a scouting trip to Scotland to watch the 6-6 draw between Motherwell and Hibernian in May 2010
Unconsciously, I fell in love with the small round sphere, with its amusing and capricious rebounds which sometimes play with me. - Fabien Barthez explains why he chose football over rugby
Aye, watch it Bob, it's very greasy and treacherous out there. Very difficult for goalkeepers. - Bill Shankly to Arsenal goalkeeper Bob Wilson before the 1971 Cup final
At the moment I'm just swallowing it all as part of the humiliation but I think - and this is aimed at my dear manager - one shouldn't humiliate players for too long - Jens Lehmann
The joy of seeing Yuri Gagarin flying in space is only superseded by the joy of a good penalty save. - Lev Yashin
Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure. - Jose Luis Chilavert
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer. - Eamonn Dunphy waxes lyrical about goalkeepers
I've been training for just over a month now but for the first two weeks of that I couldn't even catch flu - Anti Niemi
If I could be a superhero, I would be Batman. He's got the least silly tights - Paul Robinson
As a goalkeeper you need to be good at organising the people in front of you and motivating them. You need to see what's going on and react to the threats. Just like a good manager in business. - Peter Shilton
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper - Bjork
For 20 years, the only notable change in soccer was the removal of the pass to the goalkeeper - Michel Hidalgo
You have to create your own luck. At 2-0 the match is over. With a Beckham penalty it is 90 percent luck for a goalkeeper and 10 percent concentration. - Fabien Barthez explains the reasoning behind his penalty save during France's Euro 2004 game against England.
No one expects the goalkeeper to make the save - Jeff Attinella
They all have such good hand-eye coordination because they play basketball, American football and baseball. Playing goalkeeper comes more naturally to them because they can use these special skills. - Brazilian Dido argues that an American's best position is between the sticks.
Shilton wins you matches - Peter Taylor, assistant manager at Nottingham Forest, justifying the fee the club paid for goalkeeper Peter Shilton.
Fighting terrorism is like being a goalkeeper. You can make a hundred brilliant saves but the only shot that people remember is the one that gets past you. - Paul Wilkinson, London Daily Telegraph, Sep. 1, 1992.
The goalkeeper is the lone eagle, the man of mystery, the last defender - Vladimir Nabokov.
In football you sometimes have beauty and cruelty together - Peter Schmeichel.
Dealing with the high cross is the yardstick by which top goal keepers are measurerd. - Alex Welsh
I enjoyed the position I was in as a tennis player. I was to blame when I lost. I was to blame when I won. And I really like that, because I played soccer a lot too, and I couldn't stand it when I had to blame it on the goalkeeper - Roger Federer.
Some goalkeepers are really sexy with their feet. I have a little sexiness with my feet, but I dont like to bring it out - Tim Howard.
The conditions you need to be a good goal keeper are exactly the same conditions you need to be a good sculptor. You must have a very good connection, in both professions, with time and space. - Eduardo Chillida (Spanish sculptor).
The average English footballer could not tell the difference between an attractive woman and a corner flag. - Walter Zenga.
If David Seaman's dad had worn a condom, we'd still be in the World Cup - Comedian Nick Hancokck takes England's exit from the 2002 World Cup badly.
I didn't see the ball. I just saw it going to my right - Robert Green.
When I see Almunia's performances, I get angry and have to make a fist in my pocket - Jens Lehmann.
I like the money, but of course teachers should get more than us. I'm nost saying footballers should save the environment and change the NHS, but if we portrayed ourselves 15 per cent better then it would help - Brad Friedel.
Sometimes you surprise the goalkeeper and sometimes the goalkeeper surprises you. In my career, I tried to do more of the first than the second - Eric Cantona.
You score goals as a kid. Then grow up stupid and become a goalkeeper - Gianluigi Buffon.
Injuries can never be used as excuses - Victor Valdes
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that - Brian Clough.
That save from Pele's header was the best I ever made. I didn't have any idea how famous it would become - to start with, I didn't even realise I'd made it at all - Gordon Banks.
I played until the age of 41 just because I believe that it's always possible to make improvements - Dino Zoff.
Jim Leighton is a rare bird - a Scottish goalkeeper that can be relied on - Brian Clough.
The money is in a different league these days, of course, but I have special memories of the 60s and 70s which players today don't have. There wasn't the same celebrity attitude and media exposure. We had a bit more freedom. - Peter Shilton.
I may have let in four goals, but at least I saved their lives - Hungarian goalkeeper Antal Szabó responds to Mussolini's infamous "Win or die" threats to Italy's team following the 1938 World Cup Final.
I don't want to be remembered as a good goalkeeper, I want to be remembered as a great person - Iker Casillas.
Goalkeeping is like extreme sports - sometimes you have to let yourself go - Jens Lehmann.
There have only been two world-class goalkeepers. One was Lev Yashin, the other was the German boy who played in Manchester - Lev Yashin
Don't shoot, I'm the goalkeeper! - Scotland's Alan Rough pleads his innocence after being apprehended by armed guards while climbing over the wall to get into his hotel after being locked out during the 1978 World Cup finals in Argentina.
At first I didn't choose 88. I wanted 00 but the league told me that was impossible. I also considered 01 but that was not considered a proper number. I liked 01 because it was the number on the General Lee car in the TV series the Dukes of Hazzard - Gianluigi Buffon explains his choice of shirt number while at Parma. The number 88 had offended Italy's Jewish community as it was symbolic with neo-Nazis.
After God, John Burridge is the main person - Wigan Athletic and Oman goalkeeper Ali Al-Habsi gets slightly carried away with his enthusiasm for his mentor.
One thing matters wherever you are - you're never irreplaceable - Joe Hart gets philosophical.
I know there's actually a petition on the White House website to make Tim Howard the next Secretary of Defense. Chuck Hagel's got that spot right now, but if there is a vacancy, I promise to think about it - Unites States President Barack Obama enters into the spirit of things following Tim Howard's performance against Belgium in the 2014 World Cup.
You should be dead - Orthopaedic surgeon Professor David Lloyd Griffiths gives Man City's Bert Trautmann his professional verdict after discovering the goalkeeper had a broken neck sustained during the 1956 FA Cup Final.
I didn't go to bed with a teddy bear - I had a ball alongside me - Sepp Maier
Everybody makes mistakes, but when goalkeepers make them, it is costly. That's the nature of being a goalkeeper - Gary Speed
The maximum punishment in Brazil is 30 years imprisonment, but I have been paying, for something I am not even responsible for, by now, for 50 years - Brazilian keeper Moacir Barbosa reflects on the goal that cost his country the 1950 World Cup
In my early days, a goal against us was shrugged off. Nobody liked conceding a goal, but once the ball had gone into the net it was accepted as 'one of those things' and everybody in the team would concentrate on trying to get the goal back. But once the maximum wage had been lifted and win bonuses became all-important, it was suddenly considered a crime to concede a goal - Gordon Banks
If that's all that's wrong with him, I'll pay him the crowns - Harald Schumacher reaction when told that French midfielder Patrick Battiston was missing three teeth after their infamous collision during the 1982 World Cup Semi-Final
He could play in midfield - Germany coach Joachim Löw reflects on the footballing ability of Manuel Neuer
Hello, my name is John Burridge, I'm 45 and I am here because I am addicted to football and I can't play any more - John Burridge announces himself to a group therapy session after being admitted to The Priory following his retirement from the game.
He can come across as the thickest, dumbest bloke on the planet, but you only need to listen to him speak in more rational moments to realise that he is a very bright bloke - Stan Collymore shares his observations of former England keeper David James.
You should've come off earlier! - Leicester City striker Alan Young teases goalkeeper Mark Wallington after he and winger Steve Lynex replaced the injured keeper during an FA Cup game against Shrewsbury Town in 1982. Both stand-ins kept a clean sheet as the Foxes won 5-2.
The referee is wearing the same yellow-coloured top as the Slovakian goalkeeper. I'd have thought the UEFA official would have spotted that - but perhaps he's been deafened by the noise of this crowd - John Motson
Is there anything I'd like to change about my life? I took a penalty against Chelsea in 1971 and Peter Bonetti, the fucker, he saved it! I wish I'd sent it the other way - George Best
If I played for Scotland my grandma would be the proudest woman in the country, if she wasn't dead - Mark Crossley on a possibly international call-up with Scotland
Simon Tracey has got the brains of a rocking horse - Dave Bassett airs his views on his goalkeeper at Sheffield United
Of course I have been to Wembley before - for the greyhounds on my stag night - Wimbledon's Dave Beasant before the 1988 FA Cup Final
Well Tim, I guess my advice to you would be this: make as many saves as you can - Kasey Keller gives fellow American Tim Howard a piece of useful advice after the latter joined Manchester United
We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper - Liverpool manager Brendan Rogers waxes lyrical about his approach to the game
Schmeichel extends and grows even bigger than he is - Ron Atkinson
We'll not give up even if we're 12 points behind with one game left - Joe Hart
He just got his body between himself and the goal - Ray Clemence
Our goalkeeper, Reg Davies, was never really tested except of course for the five goals which passed him - Millwall manager Jimmy Seed tries to put his side's 5-2 defeat at the hands of non-league Worcester City in the FA Cup into perspective.
At that level, every goal is like a knife in the ribs - Gordon Banks
I could not play football, I was a born goalkeeper. Reflexes, jumping, strength; people are born with it - Jan van Beveren
I honestly think goalkeepers are people who are a little crazy. Our role is special, atypical, and we have a different make-up - Gianluigi Buffon
Maradona is a fattie that plays football very well - Argentina's Hugo Gatti shares his opinion of a young Diego Maradona.
Can you fucking believe him? - Alex Ferguson shares his dimsay with assistant Steve McClaren after seeing Peter Schmeichel running up for the first stoppage time corner at the end of the 1999 European Cup final against Bayern Munich that led to Teddy Sheringham's equaliser.
As long as you hit the target, they're going to go in... if the keeper don't make a save - Ian Holloway
The goalkeeper wants locking up! - BBC's Mark Lawrenson on the hapless performance of Tunisia goalkeeper Ali Boumnijel against Spain during the 2006 World Cup Finals.
All that I have, I have earned through hard work - Dino Zoff
I am not the best goalkeeper in the world, it is Vladimir Beara - Lev Yashin
I thought the goalkeeper was allowed to use his hands in the area - Oliver Kahn, after going up for a corner in the final minutes, punching the ball into the net and getting sent off.
Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel - Jamie Redknapp
I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys - American international Hope Solo on the attention goalkeepers sometimes get.
I am not trying to make excuses for David Seaman, but I think the lights may have been a problem - Kevin Keegan comes to the defence of the Arsenal goalkeeper after he was beaten by Nayim's long range effort.
We are Bayern Munich and English teams always have trouble as soon as they leave the island - Oliver Kahn before the 1999 Champions League Final.
Fancy a strapping fellow like me fainting in front of all those people and the King - Manchester City and England goalkeeper Frank Swift reflects on the moment he fainted following the 1934 FA Cup Final.
Watching the Premier League is like Formula One - it's that quick - and then you go to an international game and it's like a game of chess - Rob Green
If you make the right decision, it's normally going to be the correct one - Dave Beasant
The stars above Italian clubs' badges shows you how many times they have won the Gazetta - David James
Some countries are known for producing quality things, Switzerland it's watches, Italy it's cars. British football was always renowned for the general quality of it's goalkeepers - Peter Shilton
I do, I played in it. I was the goalkeeper for Liverpool - Anfield favourite Tommy Lawrence surprises BBC reporter Stuart Flinders, who was asking elderly people if they remembered the 1967 FA Cup Fifth Round game between Liverpool and Everton on the streets of the city in 2015.
That's a question-mark everyone's asking - Bruce Grobbelaar
Shay Given is champing on the door to be involved this weekend - Alex McLeish
His name may be Felix, but he's no cat - Brian Clough passes judgment on Brazil's 1970 World Cup winning goalkeeper
I still don't buy the idea that I'm a 'sex symbol' - Hope Solo
David James is frustrated because he thinks us being bottom isn't helping his chances with England. I think it gives him more chance to show his ability - Watford manager Glenn Roeder puts his goalkeeper's moaning into perspective.
You be very careful. You are treading in my footsteps - Sheffield United's Alan Hodgkinson gently teases his successors in the Blades goal.
Jim Leighton is looking as sharp as a tank - Barry Davies
I don't need a captain's band to lead a team to victory - Hope Solo
I don't know what the fuss is all about. I wasn't an England captain like Johnny Haynes or a World Cup winner like George Cohen. I was just the guy that tried to keep the ball out - Fulham's Tony Macedo reflects on his popularity at Craven Cottage.
Among my many 'grandsons', Buffon is certainly the best, But if anybody says he is better than I was, they are wrong - The modest Dino Zoff
If we lose our next game, I am going to start a fight - Azerbaijan's Kamran Agayev following a 3-0 defeat to Austria. They won beat Turkey in their next game 1-0.
What I achieved at Bayern, with Belgium in Mexico, came through effort, I wanted to improve every time - to be the best - Belgium's Jean-Marie Pfaff
I didn't have any kit and I got hurt, but I didn't care - Vladimir Beara on his first day as a Hajduk Split trainee.
I do not expect us to be European champions - I simply do not think our preparations can be good enough for that - Denmark's Peter Schmeichel before the 1992 European Championships.
I like it - I live for it - but I don't want my sons to play in goal. It's too hard on the nerves - Latvia's Aleksandrs Kolinko
He was more famous in his day than Greta Garbo - and better looking - Real Madrid defender Jacinto Quincoces on Ricardo Zamora.
If Jennings had been available on that memorable occasionwhen the Romans met the Etruscans, Horatius surely would have been satisfied with a seat on the substitutes' bench - The Guardian's Eric Todd waxes lyrical about Pat Jennings.
It flashed across my mind I was another Gordon Banks when I beat out the penalty kick. I don't think I've ever felt so sick in my life when the ball came back over my head - West Ham's Bobby Moore experiences the ups-and-downs of life as a goalkeeper in one fell swoop after he saved a penalty but was unable to keep out the rebound during their League Cup semi-final against Stoke City in January, 1972.
Don't thank me, it was my wife. I was sitting at the table and I said I needed another goalie. She said: 'I like that Alan Rough'. So you were in - Manager Jock Stein explains to goalkeeper Alan Rough why he was recalled to the Scotland squad in 1985.
If Frankenstein had decided to make a goalkeeper instead of a monster, Howard would have been a perfect prototype - England Amateur international Ivan Sharpe on Corinthians goalkeeper Benjamin Howard Baker.
Goalkeepers need an element of insanity - Oliver Kahn
Maybe Napoleon was wrong when he said we were a nation of shopkeepers... Today England looked like a nation of goalkeepers - Tom Stoppard
I played soccer all my life and I used to think growing up that they put the fat kid in goal or they put the kid that wasn't good with the ball at their feet in goal and I never wanted to do goalkeeper, I was always the goal scorer - Hope Solo
He looked as if he would be as happy playing for the Royal Ballet as he was for Yugoslavia - Bob Wilson on Red Star Belgrade and Yugoslavia international Vladimir Beara.
It's like Alan Partridge living out of a suitcase - Former Crystal Palace goalkeeper Scott Flinders reflects on life as a loanee following his fifth spell away from Selhurst Park in little over two years.
Alan Ball and me didn't see eye-to-eye, and it had nothing to do with his being 5ft 3in and me being 6ft 4in - Dave Beasant
I don't know why I'm the only one that gets labelled with it because a lot of people had one. I seem to be the only one that people remember - Scotland goalkeeper Alan Rough questions why his choice of a perm hairstyle for the 1978 World Cup finals has lived longer in the memory than those of his contemporaries.
Mine got out of hand; I just couldn't control it. Other people had theirs quite short but mine seemed to be bushier than theirs - Alan Rough answers his own question about the legacy of his perm.
When you've saved a penalty in a Wembley Final, you reckon you deserve a bit more luck than that - Norwich City's Kevin Keelan bemoans his misfortune following the Canaries 1-0 defeat at the hands of Aston Villa in the 1975 League Cup Final, after he saved Ray Graydon's penalty only to see the ball rebound straight back to the defender who made no mistake second time around.
I would say that I am having less sex now that I'm playing in Serie B - there is more to think about in this division - Juventus' Gianluigi Buffon reflects on life in Serie B back in 2006.
Formerly all keepers were in black so you couldn't have mixed them up with anyone else. And now they are red, yellow, blue - like parrots! - Sepp Maier
He is a truly magnificent keeper. I am lucky to play in front of him every week. You look over your shoulder and feel safe - Tony Adams sings the praises of David Seaman.
When I'm shouting at the defence, subtitles come up in front of the goal - Shay Given
The trick is to smoke a cigarette to calm your nerves and then take a big swig of strong liquor to tone your muscles - Lev Yashin
We need to concede less than seven against Germany. Then we can say we are better than Brazil - Gibraltar's Jordan Pérez retains his sense of humour before his side's Euro 2016 qualifier against the World Champions.
Miriam, this is Alex Ferguson, and you can tell that fat bastard he's got ten seconds to say aye or naw - Sir Alex Ferguson issues an ultimate to Motherwell's Andy Goram via the goalkeeper's wife after the former Scotland international hung up on the Manchester United manager thinking it was Ally McCoist winding him up prior to his loan spell at Old Trafford.
In 2016 McGovern single-handedly denied Germany eight goals at the Euro 2016 finals, and is widely recognised as the greatest goalkeeper to ever play the game - Northern Ireland goalkeeper Michael McGovern's Wikipedia page received an unexpected update after his performance at Euro 2016 against Germany.
Should Roy Hodgson drop Joe Hart for the quarter-finals? - ITV anchor Mark Pougatch dismisses Iceland's chances at half-time during their Euro 2016 clash against England, despite the fact the Icelandics were winning 2-1 at the time. They would go on to hold their lead and knock England out of the competition.
The coach here wants humility and ambition. I like that. That's how I want to be - After two high profile errors in Euro 2016, Joe Hart reflects on his loan move to Italian club Torino after being told he was no longer Manchester City's first choice goalkeeper.
I think we played a bunch of cowards. The best team did not win today - USA goalkeeper Hope Solo reflects on her side's unexpected defeat at the hands of Sweden after a penalty shoot-out at the Rio Olympics.
The corner of the post seemed a bit loose so I jumped up to try and mend it. When I touched it the post came away in my hand - Athlone goalkeeper Mick O'Brien tries to explain why his crossbar came crashing down for a second time during a FAI Cup Semi Final against Finn Harps in 1974. He was sent off for his trouble.
I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup. It was against Turkey... No I mean Tunisia - England goalkeeper David Seaman gets a little confused.
Transfer Deadline Day - An institution which often appears to have been preserved to allow John Burridge & Clive Allen to see more of the country, is upon us again - A newspaper article from the early 1990s, demonstrating how times have changed when it comes to transfer deadline day in the UK
You can look like a world beater for 89 minutes but one mistake and you're a tube - Airdrie goalkeeper John Martin
It is a basket-case of a club...I will resist the urge to write a book, although I think it will sell more copies than JK Rowling - Newcastle United's Steve Harper on troubled times at St. James's Park.
Hello, Mrs Poole, Norman Low here. John's in the hospital with a broken nose. The good news is he hasn't fractured his skull. Goodnight! - Port Vale manager Norman Low keeps it short and sweet informing goalkeeper John Poole's wife that he won't be home that evening after he was injured during a game against Mansfield Town in April, 1960.
When I was a kid, football was part of life. It wasn't that I wanted to be rich or famous; I just wanted to be out there in the park or in the street, kicking a ball around. I always seemed to be able to find a few lads to have a game, because I didn't mind being in goal. Back then, nobody wanted to be in goal - Peter Shilton on how he became a goalkeeper.
I spent the last half-hour with the crowd spinning and bits of tongue falling off in my mouth but such is life as a goalkeeper, you are going to get these whacks - West Ham keeper Robert Green describes the after effects following a collision with West Bromwich Albion's Jonas Olsson.
Casper Ankegren's a bit of a Dracula-type keeper... doesn't like crosses - Andy Ritchie wheels out an old favourite to describe the then Leeds United goalkeeper's style of play during a clash against Hartlepool back in 2009.
I see that David James feared that the World Cup Jabulani ball could "leave goalkeepers looking daft." I would politely suggest that his hairdresser has got there before the ball on that one - Letter to Viz magazine prior to the 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa.
Keep your mouth shut, do your job, go home, have your tea and play football - Former Manchester United and Everton midfielder Phil Neville offers a piece of advice to Loris Karius after the Liverpool goalkeeper suffered a very public dip in form.
Stay humble, stay grounded, remember what got you to that level- and that's hard work - United States goalkeeper Tim Howard shares the philosophy that helped him reach the top.
It took me a long time to realize that football isn't martyrdom, but a game that's enjoyable, and one in which getting better at it is supposed to be fun. Perhaps it would have been better if I had understood this as a young man - Germany's Oliver Kahn reflects on the mistakes he made at the start of his career.